25 11 / 2012


Bella: I mean, he’s been a family friend for years. It’s just… creepy!
Edward: I think you might be overreacting.
Bella: He changed her as a baby.
Edward: OK, that’s, that’s about the creepiest thing I’ve ever heard.

Bella: I mean, he’s been a family friend for years. It’s just… creepy!

Edward: I think you might be overreacting.

Bella: He changed her as a baby.

Edward: OK, that’s, that’s about the creepiest thing I’ve ever heard.

17 10 / 2012

passengersong:

but how, governor romney?

(via jomason)

22 3 / 2012

cocoabeetles:

So true.

cocoabeetles:

So true.

21 3 / 2012

03 10 / 2011

homepaige:

literally made all of these faces :D like weird how accurate this is.

(Source: thewordsofbird)

03 10 / 2011

All my faith in the government is restored forever.

All my faith in the government is restored forever.

(Source: armstrok)

14 9 / 2011

petrak:

Arrested Development banners.

10 9 / 2011

nahns:

oh, here comes John Wayne.
i’m not gonna cry about m’pa,
i’m gonna build an airport, put m’name on it.
why Michael? so you can fly away from your feelings?

You can bottle up those feelings Michael but they will come out sometimes in the most unexpected.. Where the f*** are my hard boiled eggs!?!?

08 9 / 2011

(Source: banteratbest)

06 9 / 2011

(Source: romantiq)

06 9 / 2011

threegreetings:

oh please??!!!?!?!?

04 9 / 2011

ontixe:

Because you are a chicken…

“Has anyone in this family ever actually seen a chicken?”

(Source: ikehaus)

04 9 / 2011

okayibelieveyou:

GOB’s suit comments… priceless.